Thursday, December 18, 2008

This is good enough to post again

123 comments:

Nate8724 said...

once again paul I just dont get you u say we suck and we are a farm team and we still killed you

You talk about me being annoying well what is annoying is when we go down on a 2 on 0 and all of a sudden the play is stopped and they you get a stupid ass penalty behind the play. Then you fight everygame all you can and you lose them. Paul you are by far the worst player on your team. You never score you take stupid as penalties. You suck. End of story.

Caanaan how do you no I am annoying you never played with me EVER. I had no idea who the hell you were when your dumbass kicked me. You talk about having fun well you guys seem mighty serious about getting into the playoffs to just be having fun.

canaan said...

nate, i played like 5 or 6 games with you, dumb dick.

farm club.

canaan said...

NATE

TheFandangler said...

Just in case you didn't get it.

Screen Shot.

byeskey said...

yes I got the screenie Kevbo. Today's my last day @ work till January 5th and I'll be spending my vacation in beautiful Pittsburgh, Pencil Vein Igh Ay. Hopefully I can find the time during my 17 days off to put together a nice banner.

Poker Guru said...

yeah - I can't count how many breakaways were stopped because of a dumbass penalty behind the play, and Paul was/(is?) one of the main offenders.

The other thing most people are overlooking is that many people hadn't played an nhl game is at least several years because there weren't any good ones. You have to find out what works. I flat out sucked the 1st 30-40 games I played, but I figured out what works and what doesn't, but that's mainly how to score.

There is no excuse for stupidity. You may not be able to pull off the perfect shot or whatever, but tripping someone when your team is breaking up the ice is a completely different level - it is stupidity plain and simple.

I can tolerate "physical" mistakes, but not the mental ones, and Paul, based on your play in the last game we were in, you have a 97 rating in the stupidity attribute.

And get over yourselves with the whole "pensblog vs farm team" shit - you are no more affiliated with pensblog than we are - or with the penguins for that matter - get a life.

byeskey said...

not affiliated with PensBlog? Um, well one of the main authors is on our team, and our site is linked off of their site. I'd say that's pretty affiliated.

As for Paul "Behind the Play" Explosion, he like many of us have come a long way. While he does get the occasional penalty, he can and does control it 99.9% of the time. The vast majority of his infractions come with us already having a 3-4 goal lead. He also draws quite a few penalties with his style of play.

The main fact is this...Nate and Cougar while you may be decent players and you may have a decent team, you obviously don't have any class what-so-ever.

Poker Guru said...

oh yeah, ONE of the players is affiliated with them - you going to cut everyone else? get a grip

as for Paul, when you're winning 5-0 with 2 min left in the game and he takes a retarded penalty, that's ok with you? that explains why your team has gone as high as it's going to go. It was up to #8 when we were on the team. You do the math.

And your "class" started to show when morons on the team were making fake posts as Nate & I - stick your so-called class up your ass.

Some teams are trying to win it all AND have fun, and some are content to be jagoffs that want to show how "tough" they are. We all know where you clowns stand.

byeskey said...

And yet you continue to let us take the higher road on the whole situation. You look dumber and dumber with every post.

Paul said...

I love this, keep it going!

canaan said...

degrassi high, pensblog style, starring cougar and gaynate.

Poker Guru said...

you're on the high road? LMFAO

Paul said...

Doesn't your team have their own slice of the web to talk about venereal diseases, and bad hockey?

Why can't you go there? I'm sure they miss your stunning offensive prowess.

TheFandangler said...

It's amazing....

...ly bad.

Nate8724 said...

Ok caanaan this is truely getting old. You keep saying we are the "farm team". However it is really funny because I don't see how you can say that if we just BEAT YOU GUYS!!! It really doesn't make anysense. You say we didn't have any good players well look at your roster there is noone good on it. The only good guys you had you kicked. And you say you played 5 or 6 games well that is out of like how many 200 atleast I mean I no your not that stupid.

Paul sucks. I don't no how you can defend him. His offense is absolutely not exsistent. He goes for the hit you deke around him and score so his D is shitty as well. The only good is is thee for his giving you guys chances you practice you PK. He does not control shit. You look at his guy amd he goes crazy hitting everyone exept for the guy with the puck. And if you say that most of his penalties happen when you have a 4-3 lead and you think that OK well you truely are stupid. That puts you guys down a man with the other team within a goal of tying it. And I promise you that happens all the time. His penaltys are not few and far between either. Every game I played with his dumbass he took 3 or 4 retared penalties a game that cost our team a scoring chance.

Paul said...

Why are you here again?

Can you please remind me?

Are you trying to teach of a lesson? Give us some grand realization, some enlightened view that somehow only you have? I don't get it.

The only thing that I can think of is that your self esteem is so poor, that any kind of attention, even negative, attention gives you this euphoric feeling of self worth.

Did you color on the walls when you mom had her boyfriends over?

If your convinced in your closed little warped reality that you are above all of this, then please continue your fantasy and leave us alone.

These people are not for you. You are in a head space in which none of us care to even begin understand.

Maybe it makes sense to you, but in the real world you are embarrassing yourself, and all the case workers that had a hand in raising such a diluted, uneducated human being.

Now, I know you are feeling hurt, and somehow betrayed by all of this harsh honesty, but you can thank me later.

Your welcome.

Paul said...

PS: I am the best at everything.

TheFandangler said...

The fuckin' Sploge'...

Paul is probably your Dad and you don't even know it. The only proof is that gaping hole he left between your mom's legs.

Aron said...

paul & kev, that should end it...i'm sure Nate and Cougs will accept it and go on with their lives.

yeah..probably not!

Nate8724 said...

Wow Paul I didn't no yo could sentences like that and use such big words. GOOD JOB.

Nate8724 said...

You think I have low self esteem well if I remember it was you fags that were making fake posts in mine and cougars name

Paul said...

How does that correlate with self worth?

Paul said...

PS: Once you get passed the cigarette burns on her thighs, Nate's mom is a pretty decent sport fuck.

Nate,next time you see my Penguins tie on her door, don't come knocking looking for some water before bed.

Nate8724 said...

Paul quit lieing. You can't get anything from anybody but maybe caanaan and I heard he is now with byeskey so your pretty much just dreaming right now I mean look at you. You have a pic of some whore you found on a porn site one day as your pic so...

Paul said...

What? Was that a complete thought, or are you running out of ideas?

TJenk6687 said...

Paul - is there anyway you can enlarge your pic?

Very nice!!!

Paul said...

If you click on it I'mure it will happen. I love the file being called "boobs.gif".

TJenk6687 said...

^^The Mayor of Awesometown^

Mr. Explosion.

'nuff said.

Paul said...

Top 50 ... tonight ... hells yes!


Awesometown

population: you

Poker Guru said...

Paul is a used car salesman? LMFAO Why am I not surprised?

Zmijowski77 said...

Im goin drinkin tonight guys, but im might be on late. Kick Ass, here's some motivation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bsV5eK3_zM

TheFandangler said...

I'm in the same boat as Marc...

canaan said...

lol...

"I mean I no your not that stupid."

gaynate said that to me in a post in this thread. does anyone else smell the irony?

TheFandangler said...

Interesting night to say the least...

Sorry.

lol.

Nate8724 said...

Have fun in D2 fags

eze3484 said...

have fun getting yelled at by your mom

Poker Guru said...

"who cut me?"

LOL - welcome to team pensblog!

Randall said...

Yeah I got cut too, in favor of what I'm sure are players not affiliated with Pensblog whatsoever, and they probably aren't even Pens fans either. No message, no "thank you for your service", no "hey up your game or we are cutting you"... just got on one day, went to the dressing room and got the message saying i'm not currently on a club. Like I said it the chatbox, I'm not going to hold a grudge, I know what's going on here, I'm not stupid, but winning has indeed come top priority, at any expense.

Poker Guru said...

That's because there are a few jackoffs as GMs - but we already knew that.

Paul said...

I did not the team. I left to make a new team for the remainder of the squad. Since no one was on last night GM wise and Zac would not return my messages, no one knows about the team, and no one determined whether it was a good or stupid idea. If everyone thinks starting over with a new team is stupid I will gladly lace them up for pensblog again, and play with whoever. Until I can get ahold of a GM on pensblog, I ended up playing 3 games for Mole's team last night.

TJenk6687 said...

It is a great idea for a new team. The concept of Team PensBlog was lost a while back... should be about having fun. Playoffs for a video game? Are you kidding me? After I was dumped... checked out the roster... 15 skaters remained with 10 GMs. Funny.

TheFandangler said...

Cuts needed to happen.

Just start a new team if you don't agree with any of it.

I'm so glad we started making cuts with some of the fart huffers that pop their pimply heads around here.

I just need to play 09'... i don't really care where.

Aron said...

anarchy

wildthing202 said...

Cuts needed to happen? So we went from a team that played 10+ games a night to an exclusive country club team for what? To lose even more? You've only won 2 out of 6 since people got cut. So unless you pull of a Regulator like streak there's no f'ing way TPB is making the playoffs much less winning in it. I thought we were just going to have fun but I guess people's egos got the better of them thinking they can win without the others and it's sad really. What makes the moves even dumber is keeping a guy who scored 2 assists in 14 games, is he really better than Samsara or Devil?

heavensent said...

or cough...heavensent...cough.

"yeah heavensent that guy's great!"
"we love 93"
"93 me all night long"
"woo take me to heaven"

weird.

No, it sounds like things have become unorganized, and that can happen when dealing with something like this. But like Wild said, I think the majority of us just want to PLAY A GAME and have fun with some fellow Pensbloggers and/or Pens fans. Of course winning is more fun, and I realize for guys that are very good at this game it can be frustrating when fellow teammates (myself included) can't finish a play off after the team worked so hard to get a great chance. But such is hockey, mang.

Paul said...

I did not quit or get fired. I created a new team for all the current Pensblog roster to join so we can get a nice winning % back up, instead of having 800 loses on our record. No one bit on the new team, or was on to know about it. Now I'm waiting for an invite back (hopefully)

TheFandangler said...

Paul I invited you back a while before you even posted that.

No worries.

Paul said...

I love wang.

PensCupChamps said...

One of the best things about the TPB team was the fact that there were a ton of players on the team and you can more often than not log on and start playing...not to mention everyone was cool too. I don't know who's brilliant idea it was to cut all these people. It's just so stupid.

Paul said...

I love not being able to play at any given night. Who needs practice when you are already amazing, lol.

PensCupChamps said...

Practice? Practice? It's not about practice. Practice? C'mon...practice. It's about playing frequently.

Nate8724 said...

Yes Pens I agree.
When I was cut I wasn't mad because I was just cut. I was mad because it was for no reason by a nobody. I mean I just wanted to play. Which is what the original plan for the team was. Then a few egos grew to big and ruined the team. It really is sad. We had something really great and it was destroyed

Paul said...

I was being facetious BTW. With only 5 regs on, no one is on anymore. I get it that's its X-mas though, that does take a bit away from everyone's playing time.

TheFandangler said...

Paul... we're on every night.

Nate, you're still gay.

Pens, get good and come back.

We got sick of turd nuggets playing and sucking ass. The only reason we're in D2 is because of people getting and losing every game. I honestly don't care what division we're in... I just want to play fun hockey and be able to play with competent people. Everyone that got cut wasn't able to obtain that.

eze3484 said...

I won;t be able to check the roster until sometime in January but I'm sure I got cut because I play both ways and don't just do circles at the blue line waiting for an outlet. I'm all about making a real pensblog team whenever i get back, you know, for pens fans who just want to have fun

PensCupChamps said...

you do know I was just kiddin around imitating Iverson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

wildthing202 said...

What was the standard for competency? I felt like I drew the short straw here just because I played the most. 1.25 pts/gm average for 903 games seemed decent enough but w/e If I get a invite fine if not I've got other things to do.

canaan said...

chris, it wasn't points/gm with you. you had to have the whole offense funnel through you. you take awful shots, that half wrap around that works 1/100 times. your 65 rating on passing is evident. you said you were one of the best on the team because of your passing, which is just lol.

p.s. nate is still gay.

TheFandangler said...

It's not necessarily because of ppg. It's the ability to play the game well. Playing it like a cohesive unit. Making sweet passes or having an unreal forecheck. Shutting people down in the D zone. You can be good at one aspect of the game...like shooting...and still cause problems. When you aren't playing the team game and don't have the ability to play any role things get lame.

When you aren't having fun because of people not getting any better or adapting their game over the time. Or, in Nate's case, just stupid and annoying to everyone, there's no point in still playing.

TheFandangler said...

We rip on each other for doing stupid shit all the time...

Jokingly, of course, but you still want to get better and eliminate making dumb decisions.

People get on here and bitch about having fun. We have lots of fun when the game is being played right. If your idea of fun is running around like headless chickens... start a team and do that. The reason cuts went down is because it just kept building with no one making any progress. Finally it's like ok, we've played this game long enough to get better and there are still guys that just aren't good or aren't good at playing like a team.

Nate8724 said...

Pensblog= D2 Rnk. 50ish
Angry Midgets= D2 Rnk 10th

Pensblog=STUNNED

P.S. FUCK U ALL

Poker Guru said...

Thank Goodness they cut all the bad players. They've only dropped 80 spots since then - LMFAO!

TheFandangler said...

Update...

We haven't dropped since the cuts.

The only reason we have dropped is because we aren't playing 1000 games a day.

Play us... you'll lose.

Poker Guru said...

You were about 75th in Div 1 when you started cutting everyone - you are now 55th in D2 - you do the math, goofball

Imug2 said...

I love how these Pensblog A asshole just bitch and bitch.... They suck big floppy donkey dick and the standings prove that. Who cuts all their good players then goes looking for new ones?

Check the standing retard We are Div 2 Rank 6 right now and I am sure that is only because we stopped playing. If you cant find us there heck the division 1 page you fucking faggots

Nate8724 said...

Once again we did play you and we did beat you so...

TheFandangler said...

lol... funny.

PensCupChamps said...

The Pensblog GM's are worse than Jay Feaster...and that's saying something.

Paul said...

I made a team afor everyone. Sploge is still gonna wear the sweater for TPB.

Poker Guru said...

woooooooooooooooooooo

http://teampensblogsucks.blogspot.com/

Nate8724 said...

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Paul said...

Wow I wonder what Nate does in his spare time.

Nate8724 said...

I play the EASHL and help The Angry Midgets™ dominate the world and rank higher than Team Pensbutt

Poker Guru said...

The only thing that last game did was prove everything I've been saying about you assholes.

We played you with only 2 people vs your 4 with no Dmen to stop your cheap goals.

YOU ONLY GOT 6 SHOTS THE WHOLE GD GAME. You are NOT good.

Both goals were complete glitch goals and you tried at least 8 others. This from the team that "wants to play straight up hockey without the people that rely on gimmick goals to score".

HAHA! You are complete hippocrates and are the embodiment of everything you rail against. Go fuck yourselves.

As to whoever was asking me before the game what happened to me - I left when I couldn't get an answer as to why Nate was cut. All I wanted was a reason and couldn't get one. So I said if you are going to cut people for no reason, I may as well just leave at that point. I didn't bitch anyone, and I didn't say anything - I just said I was leaving. Next thing I know, idiots were making make posts in my name and making stupid posts against me.

YOU made this personal, not me. I didn't start this, but I will definitely finish it.

You will never be more than you are now, an average team.

Paul said...

I was waiting all day for a post like that. Nate you need a new move, the 'Sploge stopped your post cheese all night long.

TheFandangler said...

Haha...

Holy faggots Batman.

Paul said...

If we are average then what does that make them? As soon as someone shuts down the "post cheese" what else is left?

canaan said...

lol. gaynate got smacked like the dope that he is. you play our better players and this is what happens--you lose. me? not surprised.

you? stunned.

Nate8724 said...

Congrats. You beat us. However you and I both know that it was absolute BS. We DOMINATED you all fucking game. In your zone the entire fucking game then you ass clowns come down and score two cheap as glitch goals. Then you guys say all I did was the post shot well I don't no what game you fucktards were watching but it wasn't the game I was in. I remeber two guys on our team cycling all over your 4. And Canaan you ay the better players on your team well lets be honest that isn't saying much. You all suck so much. Then so far we played you guys twice. We won won when we dominated. Then we lost one when we dominated with half the guys you dicks had. So last time I checked that means you guys are tieed in a seris 1-1. However if you account the fact that you dumbasses are RANKED LOWER than us that is the tie break in our favor. Wait till we actually have more than 2 player in our game and we will kick your ass just like we did the first time. Caanaan I am stunned because your thought proccess just.. WOW

canaan said...

canaan: 1-0 against the angry faggots.

lol

the only thing that got dominated in that game was you and cougar's butts.

newbs.

TheFandangler said...

From what I understand You guys had all CPU dudes. Which makes puck control stupid easy. To have only 2 guys and lose is shit city.

Shit city: population, angry faggots.

Paul said...

Paul Explosion shut you down, plain and simple suckahs!

Poker Guru said...

Enjoying watching your freefall into div 3! HAHA! Fucking losers!

TheFandangler said...

Who cares?...

eze3484 said...

Sooooooo if everyone is done being pissypants, an invite back to the team would be great. I don't think you'd be doing much worse with e playing

Nate8724 said...

lol u got kicked 2 haha man u pb gm fags never stop amazing me

Nate8724 said...

It is really funny. I looked at the PB roster the other day and only a few guy remain on the team from the original. Te PB team as meant to be a team for PB readers to play together and have fun. Wow that all went down the drain fast just like your ranking.
Ouch
Pensblog=Stunned

Paul said...

Wow Nate you check up on us more than you mom calls me after the bars let out.

eze3484 said...

seriously though paul, dont associate me with that degenerate. I've been relegated to playing pickup games with tards and noobs. I was not a liability to this team, I want my cup of coffee with the club again.

DO IT

Poker Guru said...

ah - begging to get back on a team that indiscriminately cuts people - it doesn't get any better than that

LMAO

Nate8724 said...

eze if they do invite you you still will be playing will tards and noobs and you call them

TheFandangler said...

Nate likes Barf Jobs from his mommy.

canaan said...

lol @ barf jobs.

Juice said...

Do you two want back on the the team or something?
Obviously you guys don't so why don't you just leave us alone?
We cut you Nate because you weren't good enough to put up with. I don't really know how to quantify how irritating you were with any "give me an example" type of situation. Cougar I really had no problem with you and still don't.
I just don't get it.
Neither of our teams are going to play in the playoffs so what does it matter anyway?
All I know is, any time I play you guys I will beat you.

Paul said...

EZE I'm not a GM anymore, or I would love to have anyone back.

eze3484 said...

well, use your fellating abilities on the real GMs, I'll hold

Nate8724 said...

Eze get off you knees you got kicked. come join our team with the rest of the people who were cut from pensblog. there are atleast 30 of them

Nate8724 said...

and juice who the hell are you

Juice said...

I'm Owen.
I mean come on man, you really are that bitter about being cut that you made a website just to throw it in our face that your team is a higher rank than ours?

Nate8724 said...

NO I didn't make that web site cougar did so fuck you. Anyway why would I make a website if this one is already here. I mean its so convinent

Juice said...

Ok Nate.
You win buddy.
Your online hockey team is better than ours and you really showed us who's boss.
We're so sorry we ever cut you, none of us are anywhere near as good as you, we never could have dreamed that you would be as awesome as you are at this game.
We're really sorry.
Do you want to join a serious team?
I'll get my second team, The Visor Crew to give you a tryout if you want. Look for us, we would be blessed to have a top tier talent like you.

LOL

TheFandangler said...

lol.

Poker Guru said...

your second team? why do you need a 2nd team when you have this fantastic team?

LOL

canaan said...

cougar is still fagging it up i see.

Poker Guru said...

if "fagging it up" means being on a team ahead of yours, then yes I am...

TheFandangler said...

Cougar,

Go watch your mom throw up into her own ass pipe.

Poker Guru said...

you guys are pathetic

TheFandangler said...
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TheFandangler said...

Lol.

You're the one on our boards.

Fag.

Poker Guru said...

I was here long before most of the clowns on here...

ooh - fag - good one!

very creative!

TheFandangler said...

Thank you.

Fag.

canaan said...

fag.

Paul said...

Fag-tron 3000.

Nate8724 said...

This is our site.
Fag.
Stunned.
We win.
Fuck you.
Stunned again.

Nate8724 said...

Paul=Worst Player Ever.
Caannan= Stunned and a fag

TheFandangler said...

Why is this your site?

...fag?

It's like arguing with the high priest of the Barf Job.

How does it feel to have to your mom barf up her apple pie on your kid dick?

Nate8724 said...

How does it feel to have a web site that has your name on it be ran by a team higher in rank than you and with better players. How does it feel to have nothing better to say than "barf job". LOL You are how old? You are a a grown man I am guessing and you are on a web site for a video game. WOW get a life. A job. A family. Maybe. Atleast think about it.
SUPER STUNNED

Poker Guru said...

WOW! Nate scores a direct hit with that one.

I, for one, have had enough "fun" with you lowlifes. Our team will continue to take players that don't fit into the gay team you currently have established here.

You are of absolutely no use to us any more, and aren't worth the time to even laugh at any longer.

Enjoy the great team you've become.

Everyone that has left your team now realizes what jerkoffs you guys really are. Congrats!

Good riddance, and try not to hurt yourselves bending each other over.

Nate8724 said...

Yea we basically are Team Pensblog now. The original people that gathered to have fun are no on our team winning. And people who came on to the site now are on your losing

TheFandangler said...

...lol.

How is it run by you?

You spend more time on this site than anyone. Fag.

I said barf job because it's fitting. You take offense because you know it's true.

I'm surprised you don't have aids yet from all the times poker poked your ass. The only reason you're here is because people inflate your ego and you come around trying to start shit because you think you're hot shit. You're not, but you knew that. You claim you're so great a video game... which you're not. You knew that too. When you brag about how sweet you are at a video game you're below a faggot, you're a poker guru. When in reality you're not good at the video game you're a Nate.

A gay Nate that has nothing better to do then come on here like the child you are and try to get us riled up. Go sit down in the corner, call your mom over, and have her spit up a little of last nights meatloaf out her mouth on your first pube.

lol.

Paul said...

Paul = Legend Card tonight.

canaan said...

i think the fandangler just got his legend card.

slam.

Paul said...

Sploge = legend card tonight?